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POSTAL: Brain Damaged POSTAL: Brain Damaged is a new, action-oriented take on the Running With Scissors’ cult game series with throwback graphics, and fast-paced, modern gameplay. Take a wild roller coaster ride through the twisted wonderland encased in the POSTAL DUDE’S messed-up mind.
Achievements
3413 hidden until unlocked
Average Unlock Rate
21%of owners, per achievement
Rare (Under 5%)
618% of the list
Rarest
2%Fully Erected
Most Common
68%GOD SAVE THE DUDE
By Rarity| Unlocked by | Achievements | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Under 1% | 0 | |
| 1–5% | 6 | |
| 5–20% | 13 | |
| 20–50% | 12 | |
| 50% and over | 3 |
All Achievements| # | Achievement | Unlocked |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |  GOD SAVE THE DUDEUse portable armor | 68% |
| 2 |  CRACKHEADUse a health pipe | 65% |
| 3 |  PSPSPSPSPSHidden | 53% |
| 4 |  HERPES GENITALISBurn at least 5 hostiles with piss | 48% |
| 5 |  DOUBLE THE EXCITEMENTKill 5 hostiles with akimbo powerup active | 48% |
Share of the game’s Steam owners who unlocked each achievement, checked 9 Nov 2026. Steam counts owners who never played, so rates run low. How we count
| 6 |  I AM THE MANAGERHidden | 41% |
| 7 |  GYMCELKill 5 hostiles with steroids powerup active | 39% |
| 8 |  MUSIC SOOTHES THE SAVAGE BEASTHidden | 38% |
| 9 |  RELOADING!Use an ammo box | 38% |
| 10 |  I AM CONFUSConfuse at least 5 hostiles with piss | 32% |
| 11 |  THE CUREHidden | 27% |
| 12 |  TRYHARDGet 100% on any of the levels | 25% |
| 13 |  IT'S BIGGER WHEN IT'S WARMFreeze at least 5 hostiles with piss | 24% |
| 14 |  THIRD IMPACTHidden | 22% |
| 15 |  WELCOME TO THE COLONYHidden | 20% |
| 16 |  TAKE THE BLUE PILLKill 5 hostiles with quick pillz powerup active | 19% |
| 17 |  NO, UReflect 10 projectiles | 17% |
| 18 |  IT'S NOT WEDNESDAY MY DUDESHidden | 11% |
| 19 |  SECOND AMENDMENTFind all weapon codex entries | 8% |
| 20 |  I WANT TO BELIVEHidden | 8% |
| 21 |  PISSIMISTHidden | 7% |
| 22 |  PREMATURE EVACUATORFinish any level below the speedrun threshold | 7% |
| 23 |  ANTIVAXXERHidden | 7% |
| 24 |  B**ch LoreFind all codex entries in the These Sunny Daze DLC | 7% |
| 25 |  IT'S WEDNESDAY MY DUDESHidden | 6% |
| 26 |  DREAM WITHIN A DREAM, WITHIN A DREAMFind all location codex entries | 6% |
| 27 |  Calm down babyHidden | 6% |
| 28 |  TINDERFind all enemy codex entries | 5% |
| 29 |  Sunburn CommandoObtain all These Sunny Daze DLC weapons | 5% |
| 30 |  PTSDFinish the These Sunny Daze DLC | 4% |
| 31 |  What a Beach to findFind all secrets on the Sun of the Beach map | 2% |
| 32 |  JFKHidden | 2% |
| 33 |  Love for SailFind all secrets on the Ship Happens map | 2% |
| 34 |  Fully ErectedFind all secrets on the E*ection Day | 2% |
