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Hello and welcome to Backfirewall_, a first-person tragicomic adventure set inside a smartphone. You are the update assistant. Solve wacky puzzles to counter the update and save the previous operating system from deletion. The fate of the System is in your hands!

Achievements
359 hidden until unlocked
Average Unlock Rate
35%of owners, per achievement
Rare (Under 5%)
00% of the list
Rarest
5%NERO
Most Common
94%GOT IT MEMORIZED?
| Unlocked by | Achievements | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Under 1% | 0 | |
| 1–5% | 0 | |
| 5–20% | 11 | |
| 20–50% | 14 | |
| 50% and over | 10 |
| # | Achievement | Unlocked |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | GOT IT MEMORIZED?Hidden | 94% |
| 2 | GO ROGUEHidden | 94% |
| 3 | AND YOU FAILSecurity caught you | 72% |
| 4 | FILET O FISHData-fishes not starving anymore, check | 66% |
| 5 | CAN YOU PET THE DOGYes we want to be featured in that account | 65% |
| 6 |
Share of the game’s Steam owners who unlocked each achievement, checked 25 Oct 2026. Steam counts owners who never played, so rates run low. How we count
ORGANIZED CHAOSUgly present put back in shape |
| 62% |
| 7 | ME NO CONTRIBUTE TO THE FUTUREHidden | 55% |
| 8 | HOUSE THAT SENT YOU MADHidden | 52% |
| 9 | WHY DO THEY EVEN HAVE THAT LEVER?Flipped the right lever up | 52% |
| 10 | THANK YOU FOR YOUR SACRIFICEHidden | 50% |
| 11 | SCREW THEMHidden | 48% |
| 12 | COME BACKHidden | 44% |
| 13 | NO CLIFFHANGERGave its book to the Office Worker | 40% |
| 14 | DR. FRANKENSTEIN GONE FULL CIRCLERevived and killed the old gen Process | 38% |
| 15 | THEY WERE ASKING FOR ITKicked those cheerleader Processes down | 38% |
| 16 | OFFICIAL OS9 TM RESELLERBought the merch and gave it away | 37% |
| 17 | WAT NEEDS A NEW NICKNAMEGave Wat its hearing aid back | 33% |
| 18 | HIGH SCOREBeat Social Media T's high score at dance off | 33% |
| 19 | DATA-COFFEE SHORTAGEBut thanks for putting the machines back anyway | 30% |
| 20 | DIAGNOSTICS REPORTFound the way to the diagnostics area in Wifi | 29% |
| 21 | FUN AND GAMES AND DATA-FLOWERSPID456 will get its 00FFFF data-flowers | 28% |
| 22 | SOMEONE WILL LOSE THEIR JOBCrushed a Security guard | 26% |
| 23 | CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FORAll Processes like gray better. No exception | 24% |
| 24 | YOU WANT MY JOB?You reported people to Management all 3 times | 20% |
| 25 | TALKATIVEAsked everything ever to the Collector | 12% |
| 26 | GOOD FORTUNEFound all the Cookies | 10% |
| 27 | ASDF GODAnswered correctly to the yellowheads crew in Speakers | 9% |
| 28 | I'M NOT STUPIDDid not ask help from the Rubber Duck even once | 9% |
| 29 | DATA-JESUSHidden | 8% |
| 30 | HEX FLUENTSo, you speak hex? | 8% |
| 31 | DEBUGGING THERAPYDebugged the game | 8% |
| 32 | REAL LIFE COLLECTORBought all the figurines from the Nuts and Bits | 7% |
| 33 | ANSWER KNOT NOTAnswered all phones in the game | 6% |
| 34 | USER PRIVA-WHAT?Collected all User Messages | 5% |
| 35 | NEROHidden | 5% |