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Achievements
283 hidden until unlocked
Average Unlock Rate
32%of owners, per achievement
Rare (Under 5%)
414% of the list
Rarest
3%Browser Hijacked
Most Common
97%First Blood
By Rarity| Unlocked by | Achievements | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Under 1% | 0 | |
| 1–5% | 4 | |
| 5–20% | 4 | |
| 20–50% | 16 | |
| 50% and over | 4 |
All Achievements| # | Achievement | Unlocked |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |  First BloodFirst ban | 97% |
| 2 |  Update DodgerDismiss Winblows Update twice | 76% |
| 3 |  Self-AwareSee a meta-post about yourself | 68% |
| 4 |  On CallAnswer 5 phone calls | 54% |
| 5 |  Perfect WaveComplete a wave with 0 wrong actions | 49% |
| 6 |  Toolbar PurgeHidden | 47% |
Share of the game’s Steam owners who unlocked each achievement, checked 1 Nov 2026. Steam counts owners who never played, so rates run low. How we count
| 7 |  Copter AceBeat the admin's score on arcadekingz | 40% |
| 8 |  ShopaholicBuy 5 upgrades total | 40% |
| 9 |  Due ProcessRule correctly on 5 appeals | 40% |
| 10 |  Speed DemonReview 25+ posts in one wave | 39% |
| 11 |  ArchaeologistRestore a file the previous user deleted | 38% |
| 12 |  Pop-Up BlockerClose 8 popup ads | 35% |
| 13 |  Forum OwnerStart the final wave | 34% |
| 14 |  DetectiveCatch 5 evaders via investigate | 31% |
| 15 |  SurvivorFinish all 6 waves | 30% |
| 16 |  Chain BreakerDelete 3 chain emails | 29% |
| 17 |  Web 2.0Visit 5 different websites | 24% |
| 18 |  Regular CrowdMeet 4 of the forum regulars | 22% |
| 19 |  AFKTrigger the screensaver | 21% |
| 20 |  SuckerClick "Buy WonRAR" (the server is gone) | 20% |
| 21 |  Dial-Up PatienceWait through a slow page load without hitting Stop | 17% |
| 22 |  Flame RetardantLock 5 flame wars | 9% |
| 23 |  OvertimeLast 5 minutes in Endless Mode | 8% |
| 24 |  Stubborn OptimistTry to empty the Recycle Bin 25 times | 6% |
| 25 |  FWD: FWD: FWD:Hidden | 5% |
| 26 |  Math WhizUse 10 unique scientific functions | 4% |
| 27 |  Cheat CodeEnter the Konami code | 3% |
| 28 |  Browser HijackedHidden | 3% |
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