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Achievements
8915 hidden until unlocked
Average Unlock Rate
16%of owners, per achievement
Rare (Under 5%)
2326% of the list
Rarest
3%Harder than r/gonewild
Most Common
68%R. Kelly's Protege
By Rarity| Unlocked by | Achievements | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Under 1% | 0 | |
| 1–5% | 23 | |
| 5–20% | 43 | |
| 20–50% | 19 | |
| 50% and over | 4 |
All Achievements| # | Achievement | Unlocked |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |  R. Kelly's ProtegePissed in someone's face until they puked from it. | 68% |
| 2 |  Friend of DorothySuccessfully hid from the police at max wanted level. | 62% |
| 3 |  Well, aren't YOU a badassKicked open a door. | 57% |
| 4 |  Someone's got a case of the Mondays!Survived Monday. | 53% |
| 5 |  Duck DynastyUsed a Bass Sniffer Radar. | 49% |
Share of the game’s Steam owners who unlocked each achievement, checked 9 Nov 2026. Steam counts owners who never played, so rates run low. How we count
POSTAL 2 Live a week in the life of "The POSTAL Dude"; a hapless everyman just trying to check off some chores. Buying milk, returning an overdue library book, getting Gary Coleman's autograph, what could possibly go wrong?
| 6 |  Taxidermy with Chuck TestaUsed a cat to "accessorize" your gun. | 49% |
| 7 |  Officer McLovin'Asked a police officer to sign your petition. | 46% |
| 8 |  Here, WilfredGained your first dog helper. | 46% |
| 9 |  It's sterile and I like the tasteSucked down your own piss. | 37% |
| 10 |  I don't know whether to kiss you or kill youPut out someone that's on fire. | 36% |
| 11 |  C U Next TuesdaySurvived Tuesday. | 34% |
| 12 |  It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dogPlayed "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. | 34% |
| 13 |  Finkle IS Einhorn!Gave a kickoff to a severed head. | 32% |
| 14 |  Lieberman is our Leader!Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. | 32% |
| 15 |  Fur Sure!Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. | 32% |
| 16 |  It's OK, we got Greenlit anywayKilled someone who refused to sign your petition. | 32% |
| 17 |  OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!Survived Wednesday. | 28% |
| 18 |  Do you even Enzyte, bro?Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. | 28% |
| 19 |  Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. | 25% |
| 20 |  And THAT'S why you never get out of the treeKilled all of the book protestors in the library. | 22% |
| 21 |  It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of ThursdaysSurvived Thursday. | 22% |
| 22 |  OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...saleRoasted 30 people with fire. | 20% |
| 23 |  Where's Mr. McGibblets?Gave Krotchy the bad touch. | 20% |
| 24 |  I swear, I am NOT Marcellus WallaceKilled 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. | 20% |
| 25 |  GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. | 19% |
| 26 |  Workin' for the WeekendSurvived Friday. | 19% |
| 27 |  Gotta pay the Troll TollHidden | 18% |
| 28 |  Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!Killed over 1,000 people. | 18% |
| 29 |  Can't Touch ThisExploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. | 17% |
| 30 |  FAB-U-LOUS!Wore all three outfits. | 15% |
| 31 |  Door MatSevered all of somebody's limbs without killing them. | 14% |
| 32 |  Darth Maul'd!Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. | 14% |
| 33 |  Screw Bill Lumbergh!Survived Saturday. | 14% |
| 34 |  You are not aloneHidden | 14% |
| 35 |  I'm not even supposed to be here today!Hidden | 13% |
| 36 |  A-Rod Who?Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. | 13% |
| 37 |  Paid the PiperSuccessfully bribed your way out of an arrest. | 13% |
| 38 |  Chuck Norris'd!Killed someone with a flying jump kick. | 11% |
| 39 |  I Am LegendCommitted suicide... the Taliban way. | 11% |
| 40 |  There's always money in the banana standHidden | 10% |
| 41 |  I swear, I thought it was a home fillExploded a nuclear bomb. | 10% |
| 42 |  Shiva Blast"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. | 10% |
| 43 |  RAFIBOMB!!!Kicked 10 people in the balls. | 10% |
| 44 |  Rebecca Black's NightmareTotaled 30 cars. | 10% |
| 45 |  Anger Management With Roger ClemensNailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. | 10% |
| 46 |  Thanks for the money!Finished all seven days. | 9% |
| 47 |  Reddit would be proud.Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. | 9% |
| 48 |  Rick Grimes 4 LifeMade 30 zombies lose their heads. | 9% |
| 49 |  I should buy a boatRead the newspaper every day. | 9% |
| 50 |  Chapelle's ShowLured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. | 9% |
| 51 |  Running With ScissorsRan 30 miles while holding the scissors. | 8% |
| 52 |  John Rambo'd!Hidden | 8% |
| 53 |  Found 'em faster than GWBHidden | 8% |
| 54 |  Señor CornballerAte 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. | 8% |
| 55 |  GABAGOOOOOL!Reunited with an old friend. | 8% |
| 56 |  One time, at band camp...Saved the marching band from explody death. | 7% |
| 57 |  Holocaust: Part DeuxReunited with an old enemy. | 7% |
| 58 |  I don't need virgins for thisSuicide-bombed a Taliban member. | 6% |
| 59 |  Cesar Millan is Very HappyMauled 30 people with your dog. | 6% |
| 60 |  Rain on your Wedding DayReunited with an old flame. | 6% |
| 61 |  Ginger MintHidden | 6% |
| 62 |  Don't taze me, bro!Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. | 6% |
| 63 |  Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout MuhammadReunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader. | 6% |
| 64 |  Uncle T-BagEscaped from the maximum-security jail cell. | 6% |
| 65 |  Pussy on a PedestalSlaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. | 5% |
| 66 |  Hello, NewmanKicked 30 dogs. | 5% |
| 67 |  Gettin DP'dMade 30 kills while dual-wielding. | 5% |
| 68 |  SCREW that game!Hidden | 5% |
| 69 |  Fear and LoathingSmoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. | 5% |
| 70 |  Better than POSTAL IIIRescued your loyal companion. | 5% |
| 71 |  Ape GapeHidden | 5% |
| 72 |  Michonne ain't got nothin' on meResurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. | 5% |
| 73 |  Dick MessageHidden | 5% |
| 74 |  BioShockedSpent $2000 on vending machines. | 4% |
| 75 |  Anustart!Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. | 4% |
| 76 |  Planet of the Apes: The MusicalCompleted the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. | 4% |
| 77 |  Gary vs. The K. ManHidden | 4% |
| 78 |  Ladies Love CakeHidden | 4% |
| 79 |  Hobo SexualHidden | 4% |
| 80 |  40 Year Old VirginCompleted the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) | 4% |
| 81 |  Rich on RedditSold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. | 4% |
| 82 |  PooMasherHidden | 4% |
| 83 |  CAN YOU DIG IT?!Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) | 4% |
| 84 |  You Snow Nothing John BlowPeed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. | 3% |
| 85 |  Scientology Level: OT VIIICompleted the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. | 3% |
| 86 |  Ode to EddingsHidden | 3% |
| 87 |  My Name is JesusCompleted Paradise Lost with no kills. | 3% |
| 88 |  Adderall4AllCompleted Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) | 3% |
| 89 |  Harder than r/gonewildCompleted Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. | 3% |
