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Achievements
3616 hidden until unlocked
Average Unlock Rate
49%of owners, per achievement
Rare (Under 5%)
26% of the list
Rarest
2%Dispatched
Most Common
94%"Did I drool on you?"
By Rarity| Unlocked by | Achievements | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Under 1% | 0 | |
| 1–5% | 2 | |
| 5–20% | 4 | |
| 20–50% | 12 | |
| 50% and over | 18 |
All Achievements| # | Achievement | Unlocked |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |  "Did I drool on you?"Hired at SDN | 94% |
| 2 |  "You gonna eat those twinks?"Disobeyed by Invisigal | 90% |
| 3 |  Getting to Know YousDiscovered Every Hero's Starting Power | 84% |
| 4 |  Power TripExpanded Powers for 4 Different Heroes | 82% |
| 5 |  Nailed ItAchieved a Perfect Dispatch With Only One Hero | 81% |
Share of the game’s Steam owners who unlocked each achievement, checked 26 Oct 2026. Steam counts owners who never played, so rates run low. How we count
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| 6 |  Burning ChromeCompleted a Hacking Level With at least a third of the Timer Left | 81% |
| 7 |  From Zero To HeroMaxed Out a Hero | 80% |
| 8 |  Snake EyesFailed a Call with >70% of Success | 73% |
| 9 |  "That’s, like, a real superhero."Hidden | 71% |
| 10 |  Career DevelopmentAced Your Performance Review | 71% |
| 11 |  "But I cheered for Invisigal..."Hidden | 64% |
| 12 |  "All gas no brakes baby."Hidden | 63% |
| 13 |  Work SpouseReached Max Synergy With a Hero Duo | 62% |
| 14 |  OverkillCovered the Entire Graph on a Single Call | 59% |
| 15 |  "It smells very chemically in here."Hidden | 56% |
| 16 |  "Sorry, kid."Hidden | 55% |
| 17 |  ModdedReached all bonuses and successfully avoid all failures | 52% |
| 18 |  Phoenixes DownHealed the Same Hero Twice in a Shift | 50% |
| 19 |  Anti-Antivirus ClubDestroyed 3 Antiviruses in Less Than 15 Seconds | 49% |
| 20 |  Shift Was LitCompleted a Z-Team Shift Without Missing or Failing a Call | 48% |
| 21 |  "I wish to make love to you again."Hidden | 45% |
| 22 |  "I'm a bleeder."Hidden | 44% |
| 23 |  "Watch your back, Robert."Hidden | 41% |
| 24 |  "Love ‘em from my mouth to my butt."Hidden | 37% |
| 25 |  "I can confirm he’s a bad ass."Hidden | 34% |
| 26 |  Min MaxUpgraded a Stat to 10 | 34% |
| 27 |  "Didn’t see that coming?"Hidden | 32% |
| 28 |  "Any plans tonight?"Hidden | 31% |
| 29 |  "Muuuuurrrdaaaaah!"Hidden | 27% |
| 30 |  "I’m the guy behind the desk."Hidden | 20% |
| 31 |  Fool's LuckSucceeded a Call with <15% of Success | 17% |
| 32 |  Time's Running OutCompleted a Hacking Level With less than 5 Seconds Left | 17% |
| 33 |  "We can just be friends."Hidden | 16% |
| 34 |  "There. You happy now?"Hidden | 10% |
| 35 |  H4ck3d by R0b3rtSucceeded On All Hacking Levels | 4% |
| 36 |  DispatchedCollected All Achievements | 2% |
