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The most absurd game of the year! Fight d**ks, collect the legendary Dick Extract, and spray it on your professors to win their hearts. But beware – if you lose on the DJ Janitor's arena, you’ll belong to him!

Player counts over time, as we observed them.
Source: Steam Web API, ISteamUserStats/GetNumberOfCurrentPlayers. Full methodology
| Month | Average | Change | Change % | Peak |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| October 2026Oct 2026 (from 25 Oct) | 0 | — | — | 0 |
Average and peak concurrent players each month, and the change in average players from the month before.