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LORT Early Access −35% LORT is a 1–8 player co-op action roguelite. Team up with your friends to battle, loot, and stack ridiculous power-ups across a cursed fantasy world. Fight toward escape, revive your homies, and get absolutely chadded as you evolve from goblin tickler to god slapper.
Achievements
88None hidden
Average Unlock Rate
18%of owners, per achievement
Rare (Under 5%)
4652% of the list
Rarest
0.1%LORTgrinder: Stacy
Most Common
93%Welcome to LORT
By Rarity| Unlocked by | Achievements | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Under 1% | 19 | |
| 1–5% | 27 | |
| 5–20% | 17 | |
| 20–50% | 13 | |
| 50% and over | 12 |
All Achievements| # | Achievement | Unlocked |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |  Welcome to LORTDie for the first time. | 93% |
| 2 |  G'Day MateEncounter the boss of the Hilly Billy Countryside. | 89% |
| 3 |  Goblin Dundee’dDefeat the boss in Hilly Billy Countryside. | 84% |
| 4 |  Purse PeasantPick up 500 gold. | 82% |
| 5 |  First CourseComplete Quest Camp Crashers. | 82% |
Share of the game’s Steam owners who unlocked each achievement, checked 3 Nov 2026. Steam counts owners who never played, so rates run low. How we count
| 6 |  Nice to Meet YewDeal a total of 150,000 damage. | 63% |
| 7 |  Camp Counselor"Clear" 40 Camps. That means kill them all. | 63% |
| 8 |  Bleedin' GreenKill 300 goblins. | 62% |
| 9 |  Slime CrimeKill 150 slimes. | 60% |
| 10 |  Precision StrikerDeal a total of 25,000 Critical Damage. | 60% |
| 11 |  Leaf Him AloneDefeat the boss in Funkwood Hollow. | 56% |
| 12 |  That Hurts!Take 5,000 damage. | 54% |
| 13 |  Non-stop Pop-popFind a Trusty Sidearm at John Goblin's grave, beneath the purple tree in Hilly Billy Countryside. | 50% |
| 14 |  Its Not Over YetiDefeat the boss in Trollhole Summit. | 48% |
| 15 |  Traveling Top HatFind and slay the Wandering Slime that roams the Hilly Billy Countryside. | 46% |
| 16 |  Pocket GremlinsFind and loot the Bandit Camp in Funkwood Hollow. | 45% |
| 17 |  Going Skele-mentalDefeat the boss in Bonezone Basin. | 38% |
| 18 |  Freed from the CurseYou Win. For Now. | 37% |
| 19 |  Croak and DaggerCroaks is hanging out in Funkwood Hollow next to a suspiciously large frying pan, lit up by a strange red glow. Go talk to him. | 37% |
| 20 |  Sayin' NumbersDeal over 9000 damage in a single hit. | 32% |
| 21 |  Big UpsUse 3 consecutive sunflower jump pads without touching the ground. | 31% |
| 22 |  Slime and PunishmentFind and pass the Trial of Slime in Trollhole Summit. | 30% |
| 23 |  Wallet WarriorPick up 20,000 gold. | 27% |
| 24 |  Treasure? Barely Know Her!Open 150 Chests. Big Loot! | 27% |
| 25 |  Trial and ErrorChallenge (and defeat) 150 Trials. | 21% |
| 26 |  LORTmaster: Bernie BurnoutDefeat the Curse of LORT as Bernie Blazington. | 19% |
| 27 | Axed and AnsweredComplete Quest Track and Whack. | 19% |
| 28 |  Pray to Win - Part 1Pick up the holy armaments in the Chapel of the Broken Oath in Hilly Billy Countryside. | 17% |
| 29 |  LORTmaster: Glitz & GloryDefeat the Curse of LORT as Astrid Glitzgore. | 17% |
| 30 | Overtime ApprovedComplete Quest Deadline Demon. | 17% |
| 31 |  You LORTedComplete a run on Veteran difficulty. Fantastic! | 16% |
| 32 |  Mid ManagementDefeat Bosses. | 16% |
| 33 |  Canopy CacheFind the weapon cache at the top of the tree in Funkwood Hollow. | 14% |
| 34 |  Vault VanguardPick up 50,000 gold. | 13% |
| 35 |  LORTmaster: Cliff & ArrowDefeat the Curse of LORT as Cliff Bowman. | 12% |
| 36 |  Pray to Win - Part 2Pray at the Statue of St. Craig and contemplate some heroic stuff. Look for the Golden Beam over Trollhole Summit. | 12% |
| 37 |  RodlockedUse 30 Obsidian Keys. | 9% |
| 38 |  Remember, No GoblinMurderize 762 Goblerinos. | 8% |
| 39 |  LORTmaster: Frogue AgentDefeat the Curse of LORT as Croaks Malone. | 8% |
| 40 |  FieldworkDig up 50 patches of dirt. | 7% |
| 41 |  Crustle ClappedDefeat the boss in Hilly Billy Countryside on Legend. | 7% |
| 42 |  Complete the Cliff CollectionCollect all 4 beautiful pieces of art in the Cliff Collection. | 7% |
| 43 |  Wood You KindlyDefeat 50 Lumber Lieutenants. | 5% |
| 44 |  Rome AloneKill 200 enemies with Broad Sword. | 5% |
| 45 |  Void Where ProhibitedKill 200 enemies with Goon's Ar-cane. | 5% |
| 46 | Daddy DownDefeat the boss in Funkwood Hollow on Legend. | 4% |
| 47 |  Lunch Box LooterOpen 50 golden lunchboxes. | 4% |
| 48 |  Speak of the DevilXavier the monk is hanging out in Campsite at Yeehaw Yonder Fields. Go talk to him. | 4% |
| 49 |  Big Sword EnergyDefeat 1,000 enemies as Marcus T. Fury. | 4% |
| 50 |  Ronin AroundDefeat 1,000 enemies as Croaks Malone. | 3% |
| 51 | Chilled BillyDefeat the boss in Trollhole Summit on Legend. | 3% |
| 52 |  LORTmaster: Faith & FuryDefeat the Curse of LORT as Marcus T. Fury. | 3% |
| 53 |  Knife to Meet YouKill 200 enemies with Blinkblades. | 3% |
| 54 |  Murder Most FowlDefeat the boss in Yeehaw Yonder Fields. | 3% |
| 55 |  Null and VoidKill 200 enemies with Thunder, Wand of the Wattseeker. | 3% |
| 56 |  Bolted OnKill 200 enemies with Regular Crossbow. | 3% |
| 57 |  Monsta MashGrab a Monsta Hamma from one of the Chugga Chug Order's taverns, the giant barrel one in Bonezone Basin. | 3% |
| 58 | Curse-CleanerDefeat the Curse of LORT on Legend. | 3% |
| 59 | Bonez-BreakerDefeat the boss in Bonezone Basin on Legend. | 3% |
| 60 |  360 No ScopeKill 200 enemies with Sipper's Sledge. | 2% |
| 61 |  Cold CallDefeat 1,000 enemies as Stacy of Chillendell. | 2% |
| 62 |  LORTgrinder: BurnDefeat the Curse of LORT as Bernie Blazington, then defeat 10,000 enemies as Bernie Blazington. | 2% |
| 63 |  LORTmaster: Snow JokeDefeat the Curse of LORT as Stacy of Chillendell. | 2% |
| 64 |  Epic WinPick up 100 Epic power-ups! Very Cringe. | 2% |
| 65 |  LORTlord: Fire SpitterDefeat the Curse of LORT as Bernie Blazington on Legend. | 1% |
| 66 |  LORTgrinder: CroakDefeat the Curse of LORT as Croaks Malone, then defeat 10,000 enemies as Croaks Malone. | 1% |
| 67 |  LORTgrinder: GlitzDefeat the Curse of LORT as Astrid Glitzgore, then defeat 10,000 enemies as Astrid Glitzgore. | 1% |
| 68 |  Endless Loop-holeLoop the run. | 1% |
| 69 | LORTlord: Hard-AsstridDefeat the Curse of LORT as Astrid Glitzgore on Legend. | 1% |
| 70 | LORTlord: Leapin' LegendDefeat the Curse of LORT as Croaks Malone on Legend. | 0.9% |
| 71 | LORTlord: Burly BullseyeDefeat the Curse of LORT as Cliff Bowman on Legend. | 0.9% |
| 72 |  LORTgrinder: CliffDefeat the Curse of LORT as Cliff Bowman, then defeat 10,000 enemies as Cliff Bowman. | 0.9% |
| 73 |  LORTlord: Blastin' BlessingsDefeat the Curse of LORT as Marcus T. Fury on Legend. | 0.8% |
| 74 |  Long End of the StickDefeat 1,000 enemies as Xavier. | 0.6% |
| 75 |  LORTmaster: Sole SurvivorDefeat the Curse of LORT as Xavier. | 0.5% |
| 76 |  LORTlooper: Ice to See You AgainLoop the run as Stacy of Chillendell. | 0.5% |
| 77 |  Jebbed UpDefeat the boss in Yeehaw Yonder Fields on Legend. | 0.5% |
| 78 |  LORTlord: Chillin' KillerDefeat the Curse of LORT as Stacy of Chillendell on Legend. | 0.2% |
| 79 | LORTlooper: RoundhouseLoop the run as Xavier. | 0.2% |
| 80 |  LORTgrinder: MarcusDefeat the Curse of LORT as Marcus T. Fury, then defeat 10,000 enemies as Marcus T. Fury. | 0.2% |
| 81 | LORTlord: Kickin' KarmaDefeat the Curse of LORT as Xavier on Legend. | 0.1% |
| 82 | LORTlooper: Glitz on RepeatLoop the run as Astrid Glitzgore. | 0.1% |
| 83 | LORTlooper: FlashbackLoop the run as Bernie Blazington. | 0.1% |
| 84 | LORTlooper: Croak AgainLoop the run as Croaks Malone. | 0.1% |
| 85 | LORTlooper: CliffhangerLoop the run as Cliff Bowman. | 0.1% |
| 86 | LORTlooper: Born AgainLoop the run as Marcus T. Fury. | 0.1% |
| 87 |  LORTgrinder: XavierDefeat the Curse of LORT as Xavier, then defeat 10,000 enemies as Xavier. | 0.1% |
| 88 | LORTgrinder: StacyDefeat the Curse of LORT as Stacy of Chillendell, then defeat 10,000 enemies as Stacy of Chillendell. | 0.1% |
