Droopy Balls Simulator 2025

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Your balls are droopy. The floor is piss. Dodge turds, blast toilet demons, and stay dry in the dumbest, most legendary 2D survival game of the year. Power up, level up, and whatever you do… don’t let your sack touch the soup. It’s Droopy Balls Simulator 2025, baby.

Developer: Greener Productions
Released: Coming soon
Price: Paid
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Update posts

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Posts announcing an update, tagged as patch notes or not

Last 90 days · as of 13:51 UTC

How this is measured

Posts in a game's official Steam news feed that announce an update: tagged as patch notes by the developer, or plainly about a patch or a released update.

News checked every 30 days. Observed since 8 Nov 2026.

An announcement is not a build. Developers can ship updates without a post, or post about several updates at once.
Untagged posts are recognised from their words, so a few updates are missed and a few other posts may be counted. Tagged posts are marked Patch notes on the Updates tab; recognised ones are marked Update.
Older posts are being read back through each game's history, most played games first, so months before October 2026 fill in over the coming days.

Source: Steam Web API, ISteamNews/GetNewsForApp. Full methodology

Announcements

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From the game’s Steam news feed, last checked 13:51 UTC. An announcement is not a build: games can update without posting. Every public build we saw is on the Builds tab.

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