Ever looked at a humble street bollard and thought, "I want to be that"? Now you can! Dodge and crash your way through endless streets as a sentient stone bollard in this quirky, stress-relieving arcade game.

Update posts
0 postsPosts announcing an update, tagged as patch notes or not
Posts in a game's official Steam news feed that announce an update: tagged as patch notes by the developer, or plainly about a patch or a released update.
News checked every 30 days. Observed since 27 Oct 2026.
Source: Steam Web API, ISteamNews/GetNewsForApp. Full methodology
From the game’s Steam news feed, last checked . An announcement is not a build: games can update without posting. Every public build we saw is on the Builds tab.