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Achievements
147 hidden until unlocked
Average Unlock Rate
40%of owners, per achievement
Rare (Under 5%)
00% of the list
Rarest
21%Ben's Special Performance
Most Common
60%Um... why is your soul missing?
| Unlocked by | Achievements | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Under 1% | 0 | |
| 1–5% | 0 | |
| 5–20% | 0 | |
| 20–50% | 9 | |
| 50% and over | 5 |
| # | Achievement | Unlocked |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Um... why is your soul missing?Met Broken Jess | 60% |
| 2 | Shopping Channel FanHidden | 55% |
| 3 | Found JessHidden | 55% |
| 4 | Destroyed BuitopiaYou couldn't just 'say sorry'... | 55% |
| 5 | Too Much WineHidden | 50% |
Share of the game’s Steam owners who unlocked each achievement, checked 29 Oct 2026. Steam counts owners who never played, so rates run low. How we count
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| 6 |
ParadiseRelaxing on the beach with some music |
| 45% |
| 7 | Disc ScholarHave read 'both' books | 39% |
| 8 | Thin MemoriesCompleted Menu-World | 38% |
| 9 | It's Just FasterHidden | 35% |
| 10 | The EndHidden | 30% |
| 11 | QuizmasterHidden | 30% |
| 12 | They Still CryFound the secret video tape | 26% |
| 13 | Birthday MasterHidden | 21% |
| 14 | Ben's Special PerformanceFound some old footage left on the disc by accident... | 21% |