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Achievements
5717 hidden until unlocked
Average Unlock Rate
26%of owners, per achievement
Rare (Under 5%)
2544% of the list
Rarest
0.3%dirty laundry
Most Common
99%erdetspill?
By Rarity| Unlocked by | Achievements | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Under 1% | 19 | |
| 1–5% | 6 | |
| 5–20% | 8 | |
| 20–50% | 11 | |
| 50% and over | 13 |
All Achievements| # | Achievement | Unlocked |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |  erdetspill?yesitis. | 99% |
| 2 | grandpa, you here?talk to grandpa | 97% |
| 3 | they call you: crook, robber, mafioso, bandit, villain!try to steal something from KJIWI | 92% |
| 4 | ice cream is expensiveHidden | 92% |
| 5 | a finger for the cashier ladygive the cashier lady the finger | 82% |
Share of the game’s Steam owners who unlocked each achievement, checked 29 Oct 2026. Steam counts owners who never played, so rates run low. How we count
| 6 | a finger for grandpagive grandpa the finger | 79% |
| 7 | a finger for ivergive iver the finger | 70% |
| 8 | a finger for chief keefgive chief keef the finger | 67% |
| 9 | stein and steinar get stonedHidden | 66% |
| 10 | plastic at the expense of a little fish :)Hidden | 62% |
| 11 | forgotten tire?Hidden | 59% |
| 12 | a decent grandchildHidden | 53% |
| 13 | there you are!Hidden | 51% |
| 14 | better than red dead 2!get killed by a moose with a rocket launcher | 48% |
| 15 | i'm trying to sleepbother the cuckoo | 43% |
| 16 | are you really letting him diss you?Hidden | 41% |
| 17 | the man, he went to the woodsget killed by the crow | 39% |
| 18 | a nasty guyHidden | 38% |
| 19 | moose crossingget killed by a moose | 38% |
| 20 | a finger for hverdagskomikerenHidden | 37% |
| 21 | and there he broke the mower!you broke the mower | 34% |
| 22 | a true finger lovergive the finger to everyone who gets annoyed | 31% |
| 23 | the moose and the mowerHidden | 25% |
| 24 | blown away, or kidnapped?Hidden | 20% |
| 25 | the 50 meter dashrun down 50 people | 17% |
| 26 | kefirget yourself a carton of kefir | 17% |
| 27 | not actually old enoughHidden | 14% |
| 28 | well then i'll have to sell lemonade...sell lemonade | 14% |
| 29 | thank goodness, there's the rubber!Hidden | 10% |
| 30 | stalking the followerscollect artwork from the crater people | 9% |
| 31 | at least not dyslexicread a bit | 6% |
| 32 | ice coldgive grandpa the ice creams without dying | 6% |
| 33 | grusboostHidden | 2% |
| 34 | en fågelsell 10 birds to the hunter | 2% |
| 35 | sebastianhear the sad news | 1% |
| 36 | the dresser and mefinish "the dresser and me" | 1% |
| 37 | i now pronounce youmarry the dresser and dressa | 1% |
| 38 | clean laundryknock down the biggest dirty sock and wash him | 1% |
| 39 | you're down here too?Hidden | 0.9% |
| 40 | without a scratchget through the laundromat without dying, and finish "the dresser and me" | 0.8% |
| 41 | radio silencesnipe ruben radler | 0.7% |
| 42 | kefir kingbuy 10 kefir | 0.7% |
| 43 | everyone has to hug everyone!hug everyone at the party before you wake up | 0.7% |
| 44 | a picture to remembercomplete nils jorge's quest | 0.7% |
| 45 | good morningeat 10 yogurts | 0.6% |
| 46 | chain smokersmoke 20 cigs | 0.6% |
| 47 | crow catchershoot 25 crows | 0.5% |
| 48 | a finger for the kinggive the dresser king the finger | 0.5% |
| 49 | that was a henHidden | 0.4% |
| 50 | cold and darknobody even peed on the fire | 0.4% |
| 51 | yes your majestyHidden | 0.3% |
| 52 | the whole wallbuy all the weapons on the KJIWI wall | 0.3% |
| 53 | tacticoolmount a part on every weapon | 0.3% |
| 54 | sock massacrekill 10 socks in the laundromat, max 2.5 seconds between each kill | 0.3% |
| 55 | mommy's little boyunlock all the charms | 0.3% |
| 56 | fire watchkeep the fire going until dawn | 0.3% |
| 57 | dirty laundrykill 100 socks in the laundromat (in total) | 0.3% |
Grandpa wants two ice creams. Grandma is dead and left you 100 kroner. An absurdist Norwegian first-person shooter in PSX style, about getting two ice creams through the bank, the police, Lånekassa and the cashier lady at KJIWI. Nobody comments on any of it.
