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Public builds
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Counted once we have watched for 90 days (since 21 Oct 2026)
Distinct builds deployed to a game's public (default) Steam branch, as Steam's client network describes them.
Checked within minutes of each Steam change. Observed since 21 Oct 2026.
Source: Steam client network (PICS), App info, public branch. Full methodology
Latest public build
Build 26156262
Update posts
8 postsPosts announcing an update, tagged or not
Posts in a game's official Steam news feed that announce an update: tagged as patch notes by the developer, or plainly about a patch or a released update.
Source: Steam Web API, ISteamNews/GetNewsForApp. Full methodology
Typical gap between builds
7 daysMiddle gap across the last 3 builds we saw
| Build | Went live | Patch notes |
|---|---|---|
| 26156262 | Update 1.06: For Science! The Final Chapter + Two New DLCs | |
| 26154490 | None posted | |
| 25987253 | Update 1.05: Please Take a Seat. That's Your First Mistake. |
From Steam’s client network, last checked . Builds before 21 Oct 2026, when we started watching, aren't listed. Patch notes are the developer’s update post from an hour before to a day after the build. Not every build gets one. How we count
| Posted | Update |
|---|---|
| 16 Oct 2026 | Update 1.05: Please Take a Seat. That's Your First Mistake. Update |
| 24 Sept 2026 | Order in Court! Patch 1.0.3 Is Live Update |
| 16 Sept 2026 | Patch 1.0.2(c) Patch notes |
| 15 Sept 2026 | 1.0.2(b) Patch notes |
| 12 Sept 2026 | Patch 1.0.1 - An Itch Worth Sharing Update |
| 11 Sept 2026 |
| Pinch and Roll Improvements Patch notes |
| 11 Sept 2026 | Multiplayer Stability & Reliability Update Patch notes |
Steam keeps no record of past build numbers, so before 21 Oct 2026 a game’s update history comes from its own Steam news: posts tagged as patch notes, and untagged posts that plainly announce a patch or a released update. Older posts are still being read in, most played games first. How we count