Calm Down, Stalin

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Calm Down, Stalin is a game where you directly control your hands to threaten your enemies with nuclear weapons by moving your finger closer to The Button while signing important state papers, answering phone, dealing with your subordinates and fighting the stress of your job by smoking your pipe!

Developer: Cartboard Games
Released: 8 Sept 2016
Price: $3.99
Platforms
Followers: 3,225
Steam Deck: Playable
Languages: English +1
Controller: Partial

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0 posts

Posts announcing an update, tagged as patch notes or not

Last 90 days · as of 31 Oct, 04:17 UTC

How this is measured

Posts in a game's official Steam news feed that announce an update: tagged as patch notes by the developer, or plainly about a patch or a released update.

News checked every 30 days. Observed since 23 Oct 2026.

An announcement is not a build. Developers can ship updates without a post, or post about several updates at once.
Untagged posts are recognised from their words, so a few updates are missed and a few other posts may be counted. Tagged posts are marked Patch notes on the Updates tab; recognised ones are marked Update.
Older posts are being read back through each game's history, most played games first, so months before October 2026 fill in over the coming days.

Source: Steam Web API, ISteamNews/GetNewsForApp. Full methodology

Announcements

Check out our latest game - Zen World!
7 Oct 2021 · Community Announcements
Calm Down, Stalin - VR
8 Aug 2019 · Community Announcements
Victory Day! (update and discount)
5 May 2017 · Community Announcements
Victory Day! (update and discount) Patch notes
5 May 2017 · Community Announcements
Christmas and New Year update Update
22 Dec 2016 · Community Announcements
Christmas and New Year update Update
22 Dec 2016 · Community Announcements
Thanksgiving update! Update
23 Nov 2016 · Community Announcements
Thanksgiving update! Update
23 Nov 2016 · Community Announcements
1.0.3 Update Update
14 Sept 2016 · Community Announcements

From the game’s Steam news feed, last checked 31 Oct, 04:17 UTC. An announcement is not a build: games can update without posting. Every public build we saw is on the Builds tab.

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