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As of
30-day average
0 players1 of 30 days observed
| Data | Collected | Observed since | Last success |
|---|---|---|---|
| News and patch notes | Every 30 days (dormant tier) | — | |
| Player counts | Every 30 days (dormant tier) | 26 Oct 2026 | |
| Store details | Weekly, and when Steam reports a change | 19 Oct 2026 |
Busier games are polled more often. Source: Steam Web API. Not affiliated with Valve.
A garden gnome on a pogo stick climbs 800 metres to the moon. No checkpoints. After every fall, a fictional Garden Office issues you an official notice — with a reference number, and a very precise record of how many times you have failed in that exact spot.
