Behold the Kickmen

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BEHOLD THE KICKMEN is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.

Developer: Size Five Games
Released: 20 Jul 2017
Price: $3.99
Platforms
Followers: 1,014
Steam Deck: Playable
Languages: English
Metacritic: 58
Controller: Partial

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Update posts

0 posts

Posts announcing an update, tagged as patch notes or not

Last 90 days · as of 30 Oct, 10:01 UTC

How this is measured

Posts in a game's official Steam news feed that announce an update: tagged as patch notes by the developer, or plainly about a patch or a released update.

News checked every 30 days. Observed since 20 Oct 2026.

An announcement is not a build. Developers can ship updates without a post, or post about several updates at once.
Untagged posts are recognised from their words, so a few updates are missed and a few other posts may be counted. Tagged posts are marked Patch notes on the Updates tab; recognised ones are marked Update.
Older posts are being read back through each game's history, most played games first, so months before October 2026 fill in over the coming days.

Source: Steam Web API, ISteamNews/GetNewsForApp. Full methodology

Announcements

EARTH MUST DIE, a new game from Size Five!
14 Jan 2026 · Community Announcements
Lair of the Clockwork God: OUT NOW!
21 Feb 2020 · Community Announcements
v1.050 now live! Menu Controller Support, Gameplay Tweaks AND MORE Update
3 Aug 2017 · Community Announcements
v1.050 now live! Menu Controller Support, Gameplay Tweaks AND MORE Update
3 Aug 2017 · Community Announcements
v1.047 Patch Notes Update
24 Jul 2017 · Community Announcements
v1.047 Patch Notes Update
24 Jul 2017 · Community Announcements
v1.046 Now Live! Just some minor bug fixes. Update
22 Jul 2017 · Community Announcements
v1.046 Now Live! Just some minor bug fixes. Update
22 Jul 2017 · Community Announcements
Hello, Thank You, and Update Details (v1.044) Update
21 Jul 2017 · Community Announcements
Hello, Thank You, and Update Details (v1.044) Update
21 Jul 2017 · Community Announcements

From the game’s Steam news feed, last checked 30 Oct, 10:01 UTC. An announcement is not a build: games can update without posting. Every public build we saw is on the Builds tab.

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