Dildo Simulator

An unconventional idle simulation where you ARE the product! Customize your look, welcome visitors, earn money, and expand into new locations.

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Players on Steam, last 48 hours

No player readings for Dildo Simulator in the last 48 hours yet. We poll this game every 30 days.

How this is measured

Player counts over time, as we observed them.

Counts people running the game through Steam only. Players on other stores, consoles or launchers are not included.
We poll the busiest games every 15 minutes and quiet ones as rarely as once a month, so a short spike between polls can be missed. Each game shows how often it is polled.
Our player history starts on 19 October 2026. Earlier peaks, including launch peaks, are not in our data.

Source: Steam Web API, ISteamUserStats/GetNumberOfCurrentPlayers. Full methodology

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