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In Triplicate An idle game written in immaculate bureaucratic prose. Stamp matters, staff the counters, file for Reorganization and feed the office horse per Form OH-1. Processing continues in your absence, as required by policy. Inquiries will not be accepted.
Achievements
1001 hidden until unlocked
Average Unlock Rate
34%of owners, per achievement
Rare (Under 5%)
22% of the list
Rarest
0.1%The First Hundred Days
Most Common
85%First Official Act
By Rarity| Unlocked by | Achievements | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Under 1% | 2 | |
| 1–5% | 0 | |
| 5–20% | 30 | |
| 20–50% | 44 | |
| 50% and over | 24 |
All Achievements| # | Achievement | Unlocked |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |  First Official ActA matter was stamped. A jurisdictional review has been initiated. | 85% |
| 2 | Stamp AuthorityAuthority to carry the official stamp was granted. It had been exercised one hundred times prior to this date. | 75% |
| 3 |  Service EntryThe first Counter Clerk has entered service. An office was assigned. The office was already occupied by matters. | 75% |
| 4 | Personnel AssignmentAn unpaid position was assigned to The Agency. The Agency is responsible. The coffee fund is the intern's concern. | 75% |
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Share of the game’s Steam owners who unlocked each achievement, checked 5 Nov 2026. Steam counts owners who never played, so rates run low. How we count
| 75% |
| 6 |  First BinderThe first binder is full. It was labeled, not read, and shelved in Cabinet 3. | 75% |
| 7 | File Cart CommissioningThe first File Cart has been placed in service. Orientation was conducted. The cart did not confirm receipt. | 75% |
| 8 | Fax Machine ConnectedThe first fax machine is connected. The user manual will be transmitted by fax. | 75% |
| 9 | Records Storage NeedOne million matters. The request for a second cabinet is in circulation. | 70% |
| 10 | Pneumatic Tube ReleasedThe pneumatic tube has been released for service. It connects floors not provided for in building plans. No engineer has noted an objection. | 70% |
| 11 | One Thousand Per SecondOne thousand matters per second. The six-week processing window is maintained. It is simply executed more rapidly now. | 70% |
| 12 | Minimum Department SizeThe Agency has achieved minimum departmental strength. It is not a department. The distinction is explained in Attachment 2. | 70% |
| 13 | Full StaffingAll authorized positions are filled. An application for additional positions has been preemptively filed. | 70% |
| 14 | First VerificationA matter was found to be in proper order. The certification was framed. The matter itself is no longer located. | 70% |
| 15 | Property Register, Volume IITwo hundred buildings. The property register has been expanded to a second volume. The first volume is considered lost. | 65% |
| 16 | Division EstablishedA Division has commenced operations. It exercises jurisdiction over itself. The distribution of duties has been adjusted accordingly. | 65% |
| 17 |  First ReorganizationThe first Reorganization has been completed. Everything has been reordered. It appears unchanged, except for years of service. | 60% |
| 18 | Ten Years of ServiceTen years of service have been completed. The anniversary diploma was issued in triplicate. No ceremony was scheduled. | 55% |
| 19 | One Million Per SecondOne million matters per second. The acknowledgment of receipt precedes the application. The applicant is asked for patience. | 55% |
| 20 | Office of Complaints OpenedThe Office of Complaints is receiving grievances. The first complaint concerned the wait time at the opening. | 55% |
| 21 | Data Center OnlineThe Data Center is operational. It is housed under Desk 7. All cabling remains provisionally installed since 2003. | 55% |
| 22 | Archive Stage IOne billion matters. The archive has been relocated to the basement. The basement has been declared the archive. | 55% |
| 23 | Space Requirement FiledThree hundred buildings. The space requirement exceeds the available parcel. The parcel will not be informed of this fact. | 50% |
| 24 | Intern CohortOne hundred interns. They were sorted by hire date and positioned in the hallway. The office horse went unnoticed among them. | 50% |
| 25 | Staff MeetingOne hundred Counter Clerks. The staff meeting is held in the cafeteria. Item 1 on the agenda: who reserved the cafeteria. | 45% |
| 26 | Reorganization RoutineThree Reorganizations have occurred. Staff no longer removes boxes from the hallway. The office horse stands among them. | 45% |
| 27 | One Hundred VerifiedOne hundred matters certified as in proper order. The verification office has requested its own review. The results are pending. | 45% |
| 28 | Jurisdiction Exceeds StateFive hundred buildings. The office jurisdiction is larger than the state containing it. The map has been declared obsolete. | 45% |
| 29 | Commissioner AppointedThe Commissioner is hereby appointed. A mug reading “World’s Best Commissioner” has been placed on the desk. It was procured by the Commissioner. | 45% |
| 30 |  Witness InterviewHidden | 40% |
| 31 | Twenty-Four Hours InOne calendar day since you reported for duty. Per SOP 3-A, the probationary period remains three years. | 40% |
| 32 | Tube NetworkOne hundred Pneumatic Tubes. One canister has been in transit since the ribbon cutting. Its position is estimated from the draft. | 40% |
| 33 | Property Register, SerializedOne thousand buildings. The property register is now published annually, in installments. The ending remains open. | 40% |
| 34 | Order of SignatureOne hundred Commissioners. They sign in alphabetical order. The final signature is expected at the end of time. | 40% |
| 35 | One Trillion Per SecondOne trillion matters per second. Received stamps are applied in advance, to build a reserve. The reserve lasts until Thursday. | 40% |
| 36 | One Thousand Years of ServiceOne thousand years of service. The certificate is issued on parchment, like the first one. A ceremony is still not scheduled. | 40% |
| 37 | One Quadrillion Per SecondOne quadrillion matters per second. The inbox has overtaken the outbox. Both have been asked to reach an agreement. | 40% |
| 38 | One Hundred Years of ServiceOne hundred years of service have accrued. Service has outlasted most jurisdictions. Pension calculation has been suspended. | 40% |
| 39 | One Billion Per SecondOne billion matters per second. Processing is complete before commencement. Service channels remain unaffected by this arrangement. | 40% |
| 40 | Intern SupervisionTwo hundred fifty Interns. An Intern was appointed to supervise the Interns. The position mostly supervises itself. | 40% |
| 41 | Field Office, OperationalTen Field Office levels. The Field Office produces the forms requested at headquarters. It also produces the requests. | 40% |
| 42 | Federal Bureau EstablishedThe Federal Bureau of Interdimensional Affairs is established. Initial matters originate in adjacent realities. Jurisdiction in each case lies elsewhere. | 40% |
| 43 | Distribution ListOne hundred Fax Machines. Every fax goes to all of them as a precaution. Confirmations of receipt are faxed as well, to all of them. | 40% |
| 44 | Data Center NetworkOne hundred Data Centers, each under its own desk. Data is exchanged by floppy disk and courier. The courier is at capacity. | 40% |
| 45 | Complaints, PrehistoricOne hundred Offices of Complaints. Complaints are arriving from periods before The Agency existed. Each is answered within the statutory deadline. | 40% |
| 46 | Chain of JurisdictionOne hundred Divisions. Each has jurisdiction over another, none over itself. The chain closes in Room 104. | 40% |
| 47 | Cart DispatchOne hundred File Carts. A dispatcher has been appointed. Right of way goes to the older file. | 40% |
| 48 | Bureaus, PluralOne hundred Federal Bureaus. Each matter is handled by one of them, always in the reality next door. Mail delivery takes an eternity. | 40% |
| 49 | Archive Stage IVOne quintillion matters. The archive cannot be entered from outside. It may only be expanded from within. | 40% |
| 50 | Archive Stage IIIOne quadrillion matters. The archive now encompasses the building, the lot, and portions of the adjacent municipality. | 40% |
| 51 | Archive Stage IIOne trillion matters. The sub-basement has been designated as an annex. An additional basement is being requested. | 40% |
| 52 | Switching Yard, Ground FloorTwo hundred fifty File Carts. A switching yard was set up on the ground floor. Carts that leave it return later carrying different files. | 35% |
| 53 | Stamp Pad, Second RefillTen thousand official acts. The stamp pad has been refilled. The refill documentation exceeds most matters in volume. | 35% |
| 54 | Staffing Table, UpdatedTwo hundred fifty Counter Clerks. The staffing table no longer fits in the filing cabinet. It has been assigned to a Counter Clerk for processing. | 35% |
| 55 | One Hundred Thousand Years of ServiceOne hundred thousand years of service. The personnel file is now dated by geologists. The bottom layer contains a leave request, unprocessed. | 35% |
| 56 | Need for Reorganization IdentifiedOne hundred quintillion matters since the last Reorganization. A need for reorganization has been identified and placed on file. | 35% |
| 57 | Key ControlTwo thousand buildings. Facilities maintains a key ring weighing ninety pounds. Which key opens which door is known only to the door. | 35% |
| 58 | Field Office, ExpandedTwenty-five Field Office levels. The Field Office is now larger than headquarters. Which of the two is in the field is under review. | 35% |
| 59 | Field Office, CompleteFifty Field Office levels, every facility fully built out. The print shop now prints forms for forms. A form for this purpose is in preparation. | 35% |
| 60 | Archive Stage VOne sextillion matters. The registry has abandoned chronological order. Sorting now proceeds by weight. | 35% |
| 61 | Paper Jam, OfficialTwo hundred fifty Fax Machines. A paper jam has been recognized as permanent and added to the organizational chart. It handles inquiries. | 30% |
| 62 | One Thousand VerifiedOne thousand certifications of proper order. Review of the review has been made a standing task and funded with two positions. | 30% |
| 63 | One Quintillion Per SecondOne quintillion matters per second. Processing now outpaces time. The hallway clock has been adjusted to match processing. | 30% |
| 64 | Tube Network, Phase IITwo hundred fifty Pneumatic Tubes. Some canisters arrive before they are sent. The received stamp is held in escrow until dispatch. | 25% |
| 65 | Reorganization of ReorganizationsTen Reorganizations have been conducted. A committee is investigating whether the Reorganizations themselves require reorganizing. It has met since the third. | 25% |
| 66 | Coordination UnitTwo hundred fifty Divisions. One of them is called Coordination. It coordinates nothing measurable, but does so without gaps. | 25% |
| 67 | Tendonitis, in ServiceOne hundred thousand stamps. The wrist complaints were noted and appended to the file. | 20% |
| 68 | Ten Thousand VerifiedTen thousand certifications of proper order. The Verification Unit was split into two divisions that audit each other. Neither has found a discrepancy. | 20% |
| 69 | Reorganization CalendarTwenty Reorganizations. They are listed on the calendar between the office picnic and inventory, and take place more reliably than either. | 10% |
| 70 | One Week of ServiceSeven calendar days on the payroll, some of them spent elsewhere. Absence counts as service as long as the office kept working. | 10% |
| 71 | Career Track CompleteOne career track has been completed in full. No further steps are provided for, except promotion, which is always provided for. | 10% |
| 72 | Archive Stage VIOne septillion matters. Matters exist simultaneously in and outside the archive. Both states are properly documented. | 10% |
| 73 | Waste Heat RecoveryTwo hundred fifty Data Centers. The waste heat warms the building and two neighboring towns. The heating bill is still being computed. | 5% |
| 74 | Visible from OrbitThree thousand buildings. The Agency is visible from orbit. Building permits will be issued retroactively, once the permit office is located. | 5% |
| 75 | Two PromotionsTwo promotions. The nameplate has been replaced with a larger one. The door was widened accordingly, on request. | 5% |
| 76 | Ten Million Years of ServiceTen million years of service. Tenure now exceeds the age of the surrounding mountains. The mountains are considered junior staff. | 5% |
| 77 | Standing CommissionThirty Reorganizations. The commission preparing the next Reorganization meets without adjournment. Its minutes have already been reorganized. | 5% |
| 78 | Stamp in RetirementOne million stamps. The official stamp has been placed in retirement status. It continues stamping, however without compensation. | 5% |
| 79 | Six PromotionsSix promotions. The pay grade now sits above the pay table. The table has been extended upward by one row. | 5% |
| 80 | Silver ReorganizationTwenty-five Reorganizations. The anniversary was marked by reorganizing the anniversary policy. Under the new policy, no ceremony is held. | 5% |
| 81 | Reorganization, Follow-Up PendingOne hundred septillion matters since the last Reorganization. The Reorganization has been placed on the follow-up calendar. The follow-up date is the next geologic era. | 5% |
| 82 | Reorganization as Standard OperationThirty-five Reorganizations. Reorganization has been declared standard operation. Exceptions may be requested after the next Reorganization. | 5% |
| 83 | Reorganization BacklogOne septillion matters since the last Reorganization. A Reorganization has been requested. The request sits among the other matters, roughly in the middle. | 5% |
| 84 | PresidiumTwo hundred fifty Commissioners. It is presumed that one of them leads the others. Which one is classified, including to them. | 5% |
| 85 | One Sextillion Per SecondOne sextillion matters per second. Matters are resolved before anyone asks. Applicants receive the determination first and the need afterward. | 5% |
| 86 | One Month of ServiceThirty days in. The name on your door has been upgraded from a sticky note to a label maker. | 5% |
| 87 | One Hundred Thousand VerifiedOne hundred thousand certifications of proper order. Certification is now issued in advance. Matters that do not conform are asked to adjust. | 5% |
| 88 | One Hundred Million Years of ServiceOne hundred million years of service. The start date falls in the age of the dinosaurs. They are carried on the staffing table as separated. | 5% |
| 89 | Jurisdiction, All-EncompassingTwo hundred fifty Federal Bureaus. A matter was approved in one reality, denied in a second, and misfiled in a third. All three decisions are final. | 5% |
| 90 | Inventory CountThree thousand two hundred fifty buildings. An Office of Building Inventory was created to count them. It can no longer be located itself. | 5% |
| 91 | Four PromotionsFour promotions. The official title runs eleven words and two parentheses. In correspondence it is enclosed as an attachment. | 5% |
| 92 | First PromotionThe first promotion has been processed. The title got longer, the nameplate did not. An official abbreviation has been issued. | 5% |
| 93 | Final InstanceTwo hundred fifty Offices of Complaints. A complaint against the laws of nature was received. It was dismissed for lack of jurisdiction. Review is ongoing. | 5% |
| 94 | Career CompleteAll three career tracks have been completed in full. The career regulations have nothing left to add and are being revised. | 5% |
| 95 | Archive Stage XTen octillion matters. The archive extends to the edge of the known universe. The edge has been filed as a precaution. | 5% |
| 96 | Archive Stage VIIIOne hundred septillion matters. Light takes three business days to cross the archive and must sign in at the front desk like everyone else. | 5% |
| 97 | Archive Stage VIITen septillion matters. The archive has developed its own gravity. Loose pages now fall toward it unassisted. | 5% |
| 98 | Archive Stage IXOne octillion matters. The archive has been classified as a celestial body. Per the determination, it orbits The Agency, not the other way around. | 5% |
| 99 | Two Months of ServiceSixty days in. Your mug may now be kept in the shared cabinet, second shelf from the bottom. | 0.1% |
| 100 | The First Hundred DaysThe customary grace period has expired. A review of your first hundred days has been requested and is on file in triplicate. | 0.1% |
