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There is one gold bar hidden inside a gigantic pile of shit. No clues. Dig it out by hand, hire an army of idiots, survive flying cows, UFOs and the foot of God, and scale up from a dog's little business to a planet made of 200 million chunks.

Player counts over time, as we observed them.
Source: Steam Web API, ISteamUserStats/GetNumberOfCurrentPlayers. Full methodology