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Achievements
317 hidden until unlocked
Average Unlock Rate
24%of owners, per achievement
Rare (Under 5%)
826% of the list
Rarest
1%The Scrooge
Most Common
93%First .. Bit?
By Rarity| Unlocked by | Achievements | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Under 1% | 0 | |
| 1–5% | 8 | |
| 5–20% | 11 | |
| 20–50% | 5 | |
| 50% and over | 7 |
All Achievements| # | Achievement | Unlocked |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |  First .. Bit?Complete the first level | 93% |
| 2 |  We need more gold!Join the startup | 73% |
| 3 |  The dawn of civilizationPass the \Ancient\" epoch" | 69% |
| 4 |  Error: Stack OverflowComplete a task with unlocked trashcan without it | 66% |
| 5 |  More FPS for the FPS god!Buy a PC upgrade | 64% |
Share of the game’s Steam owners who unlocked each achievement, checked 13 Nov 2026. Steam counts owners who never played, so rates run low. How we count
| 6 |  Beauty and harmonyBuy an interior | 60% |
| 7 |  Press this one more time!Hidden | 58% |
| 8 |  OvermindHidden | 37% |
| 9 |  Ho Ho Ho!Hidden | 27% |
| 10 |  Evolution in progress...Buy a node | 24% |
| 11 |  RNG is my best friend nowComplete a task with not fully trained node | 22% |
| 12 |  CosplayBuy clothes for a cat | 22% |
| 13 |  Horrible nightmareHidden | 18% |
| 14 |  Step by stepPass the \First Steps\" epoch" | 17% |
| 15 |  That's one small step for a man...Pass the \First Success\" epoch" | 9% |
| 16 |  README readerRead all personal mail | 9% |
| 17 |  Skynet, is that you?Pass the \Neural Networks\" epoch" | 7% |
| 18 |  Speak friend and enterReceive a promotional kitty | 7% |
| 19 |  Data scientistComplete all tasks with real RL | 7% |
| 20 |  To see it all, to learn it allPurchase all nodes at the shop in one walkthrough | 7% |
| 21 |  Magna cum laudeFinish all the tasks on main trunk | 7% |
| 22 |  Cyber-Geek 2047Pass the \Deep Neural Networks\" epoch" | 7% |
| 23 |  Evolution completePurchase all PC upgrades in one walkthrough | 6% |
| 24 |  Half a year at a low interest rateGet a loan | 5% |
| 25 |  PingHidden | 4% |
| 26 |  The hoarderPurchase all interior items in one walkthrough | 4% |
| 27 |  Deal with it!Complete all tasks in the game | 3% |
| 28 |  Gold rushComplete all tasks with a Gold rating | 2% |
| 29 |  Cat-o-holicPurchase all items for the kitty in one walkthrough | 2% |
| 30 |  Elements will destroy you!Hidden | 2% |
| 31 |  The ScroogeHidden | 1% |
while True: learn() −35% You're a programmer. Your cat is a better one. Solve visual puzzles built from real machine learning ideas, from decision trees to neural networks, to create a cat-to-human translator. Take freelance jobs, upgrade your rig, gamble on startups, dress up the cat. No coding required, curiosity is.
