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Drunk Puppet is the most realistic walking simulator you'll be playing this year! Keep calm, because you are waiting for insurmountable difficulties, such as careless drivers and an inexplicable inability to step on the cracks on the sidewalk. You will laugh. You will cry. You'll understand how much fun you can get by walking down the street. We played this game without stopping for months, and it still makes us laugh!

Player counts over time, as we observed them.
Source: Steam Web API, ISteamUserStats/GetNumberOfCurrentPlayers. Full methodology
| Month | Average | Change | Change % | Peak |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| October 2026Oct 2026 (so far) | 0 | — | — | 0 |
Average and peak concurrent players each month, and the change in average players from the month before.