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Messiah Simulator Uses AI A Gnostic survival roguelite where you play as Jesus, get the miracles slightly wrong, and try not to be crucified. The perfect gift for your ultra-religious friend—or the one who thinks they're the Messiah. Jesus lasted 33 years. You'll be lucky to last five minutes.
Public builds
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Checked within minutes of each Steam change. Observed since 21 Oct 2026.
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Latest public build
Build 22934470
Update posts
0 postsPosts announcing an update, tagged or not
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Typical gap between builds
Not enough builds yetPublic Builds| Build | Went live | Patch notes |
|---|---|---|
| 22934470 | None posted |
From Steam’s client network, last checked . Builds before 21 Oct 2026, when we started watching, aren't listed. Patch notes are the developer’s update post from an hour before to a day after the build. Not every build gets one. How we count
Earlier UpdatesNo update posts from before 21 Oct 2026 found yet.
Steam keeps no record of past build numbers, so before 21 Oct 2026 a game’s update history comes from its own Steam news: posts tagged as patch notes, and untagged posts that plainly announce a patch or a released update. Older posts are still being read in, most played games first. How we count
