Messiah Simulator Uses AI

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A Gnostic survival roguelite where you play as Jesus, get the miracles slightly wrong, and try not to be crucified. The perfect gift for your ultra-religious friend—or the one who thinks they're the Messiah. Jesus lasted 33 years. You'll be lucky to last five minutes.

Developer: Patrick Gallaway
Publisher: Pontius Pilates Publishing
Released: 11 May 2026
Price: $4.99
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Languages: English

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Players on Steam, last 48 hours

No player readings for Messiah Simulator in the last 48 hours yet. We poll this game every 30 days.

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Player counts over time, as we observed them.

Counts people running the game through Steam only. Players on other stores, consoles or launchers are not included.
We poll the busiest games every 15 minutes and quiet ones as rarely as once a month, so a short spike between polls can be missed. Each game shows how often it is polled.
Our player history starts on 19 October 2026. Earlier peaks, including launch peaks, are not in our data.

Source: Steam Web API, ISteamUserStats/GetNumberOfCurrentPlayers. Full methodology

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Messiah Simulator Uses AI

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